Right so Laura′s gone

So Laura's gone?

Yeah Laura′s goneWhere's she gone?

In the Tory part of Chester

Sits a man on his own

Although Rowey Bags is with him

He's always scrolling on his phone

He used to live a happy life

Domestic bliss or so it seemed

Till his wife met a man named Leroy

Who convinced her to up and leave

Laura′s gone

Laura′s gone

Moved to Mozambique

Taken the kids

Now Dan's stuck in Runcorn with the Lids

Laura′s gone

Another man by the name of Chessington

Swept Mrs N off her feet

Offered her the finest riches

And all the fast passes you could need

No one knows what'll happen to Dan now

We don′t know if he can take the pain

Everyone knows he's a party animal

With a predilection for cocaine

Laura′s gone

Laura's gone

Moved to Chessington

Taken the kids

Now Dan's stuck in Runcorn with the Lids

Laura′s gone

Laura′s gone

Laura's gone

Moved to Chessington

Taken the kids

Now Dan′s stuck in Runcorn with the Lids

Laura's gone

Laura′s gone

She's gone

She′s gone

She's gone

Laura's gone

She ain′t getting no child support from me

Laura′s gone